REAL NUTRITION MADE SIMPLE — HOWIE MANDEL APPROVED
Howie does clean.
So does Zeotein.
Six real ingredients. One shake. Replaces the shelf of tubs you're already paying for.
Included with your first 30-day subscription order only.
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WHAT'S INSIDE
SIX INGREDIENTS. ZERO JUNK...
Everything your body needs. Nothing it doesn't. If a clean freak wouldn't approve it, it's not in here.
Zeolite — THE ONE YOU WON'T FIND ANYWHERE ELSE
A rare volcanic mineral (clinoptilolite) with a naturally negative charge and a microscopic honeycomb structure. It's expensive and hard to source, so most brands skip it and fill that space with cheap flavoring. We built the whole formula around it. It’s the reason we’re called Zeotein, and the reason this isn’t just another protein.
Beef Bone broth
Grass-fed and beef-based. Real protein & collagen, not cheap whey.
COLLAGEN Peptides
Hydrolyzed peptides that mix clean & smooth — no clumps, no chalk.
Fermented CACAO
Fermented for real chocolate depth, with zero sugar.
MCT
From coconut, spray-dried into a clean powder. No oils, no gums.
SEA MOSS
A real whole-food sea vegetable, not a lab-made premix.
THAT'S THE WHOLE LIST.
Six ingredients you can pronounce, that you'd otherwise buy in six separate tubs. One stick. No proprietary blend, nothing hiding.
The Zeotein philosophy
More than a protein shake
Most protein powders stop at cheap whey. Zeotein starts with a better source - grass-fed bone broth protein and collagen - then builds a full system around it. Six real ingredients, properly dosed. This isn't just protein. It's real nutrition made simple.
WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GETTING.
THE LABEL. ALL SIX INGREDIENTS...
Whole-food shoppers read every panel. So here's ours, up front.
Ingredients: Ingredients: Organic Hydrolyzed Bovine Collagen Peptides, Beef Bone Broth Protein, Organic Fermented Cacao Powder, Organic MCT Oil Powder, Zeolite, Organic Sea Moss.
Six Tubs, or one stick...
Complicated routines
Protein when you need it
FUNCTIONAL WELLNESS YOU ACTUALLY NOTICE
ONE Stick. five jobs...
Six ingredients, each one earning its place
energy that holds
Organic MCTs for clean, steady energy — no sugar, no crash.
DIGESTION & GUT
Bone broth and sea moss for easy, comfortable digestion.
Full, not stuffed
23g of protein holds you to your next meal — full, not stuffed.
SKIN, HAIR & NAILS
Organic collagen peptides for the way you look, every day.
muscle & joint support
Grass-fed protein and collagen for recovery & healthy joints.
WHAT REAL CUSTOMERS SAY.
4.9 / 5 • · 110+ verified reviews
"I absolutely love this product. The taste and ingredients are amazing. I feel satisfied for a few hours. It's going with me when I travel."
Mary Shilling Verified Buyer"I love knowing I’m getting a high quality protein without sugar and other additives. I mix mine with coconut milk, a dash of cinnamon and couple drops peppermint oil. Drink it warm. So yum!"
Elsie Unruh Verified BuyerTastes wonderful! Keeps me satisfied with no mid-day hunger urges.
Barbara Ecker Verified BuyerTRY ZEOTEIN RISK-FREE FOR 30 DAYS
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How it works
Clean nutrition in seconds
No scoops. No mess. Just functional ingredients ready when you are.
Tear open
One single-serve stick pack. No tubs, no scoops.
Mix in seconds
Water, milk, or coffee. Smooth 10 seconds, no blender.
GO own your day
Clean fuel that keeps up with whatever the day throws at you.
Order now & get $55 in free bonuses
On top of your 15% off – added automatically at checkout
Included with your first 30-day subscription order only.
Shaker + 3 digital guides – yours free
Howie's exclusive offer
7-day supply
$39.99
$33.99
$4.86 / day
- 7 single-serve stick packs
- Full functional benefits
- Perfect way to try it first
30-day supply
$134.99
$114.99
$3.83 / day
- 30 single-serve stick packs
- Full functional benefits
- Best per-day value at $3.83 a day
- Includes a free shaker for subscribers
“IT'S REAL NUTRITION
MADE SIMPLE.”
“Zeotein cuts through all the noise.”
— Howie Mandel